If you’re in search of relationships or simply meet people you’d like to get to know, there’s plenty of pressure that must be met to get the first impression of success. Pick-up lines are often given the wrong reputation for being cringe-worthy and cheesy. If you can start an exchange with the appropriate amount of humour and interest and you’re lucky enough to end up getting a date or even a phone number.
The act of introducing yourself to a stranger is never easy, regardless of whether you’re using an app or in person as the chance of being rejected is part of the equation. The best, most knowingly bad opening line can be an effective strategy to break the tension and frozen ice. Consider trying one of these lines for the next person you’re interested in, but be sure to keep the conversation going even in case they’re not.
A catchy line for picking up can help break the ice. It’ll show that you have the ability to laugh. It makes you appear like a person you want to hang out with. Here are some of the most hilarious phrases to use for your crush:
Funny Pick Up Lines
1. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
2. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
4. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
5. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
7. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
8. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
9. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
10. If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.
11. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
12. I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
13. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
14. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
15. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
16. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
17. Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.
18. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
19. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
20. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
21. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
22. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
23. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
24. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
25. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
26. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
27. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
28. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
29. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
30. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
31. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
32. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
33. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
34. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
35. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
36. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
37. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
38. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
39. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
40. 40. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
41. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
42. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
43. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
44. Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
45. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
46. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
47. You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
48. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
49. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
50. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
51. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
52. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
53. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
54. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
55. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?